This chick/bird/slut is totally wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' pretty rough. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight & Badmind Bashment

Dis yah riddim a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem chuck di songs like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go crazy. Dem a vibrate pon di stage all night long. Is a pure gathering, yuh feel mi?

• Expect some wicked tracks from di likes of Chronixx.
• Don your most comfortable footwear, 'cause yuh a go be moving non-stop .
• Prepare yourself fi a proper dancehall experience.

Skanking to the Beat of Wicked Rhythm

The bass thumps like a riot, and the beat is wicked. The crowd, a hive of dancers, get themselves totally possessed. It's a night with excitement.

This ain't no dance floor; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the energy.

Shell Shockin' Shindig

Get ready to unleash your inner skater and prepare for a blast of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary bash, it's a full-on rave of toe-tappin' tunes that'll leave you sweatin'.

• Prepare for a celebration of the best ska bands this side of the Mississippi
• Don your craziest duds and shimmy your way to the front of the stage!
• Dive into a buffet of scrumptious snacks that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Heck yeah miss out on this epic experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!

Nuh Like Dat Vibes, Tight Ya Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi bring trouble, mek di whole place feel tense. But we nah go down to dat, yuh hear? We gotta stay strong and keep our own style tight.

It's all about perspective, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just ignore it. Don't get involved. Just roll with it.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own happiness. So let's keep dem Choppa bad vibes out and make a difference.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.